Cai Danu

My name is Rahel (i didn't spell in wrong. there really is NO 'C' in that) Kakashii Kruus.

I am a Samurai.

I live in the Jungle with my partner, Jerry Lau, an insanely intelligent man who always seems to get me out of trouble. We hunt Wild Teapots, vile creatures who live off of human flesh.

Recently, there has been a rash of myterious killings in the region, bodies are showing up with missing parts...but the Great Wise Moths Of Northern Canada tell us it is not the Teapots; and somehow all the evidence points towards us.

So now we've got the police after us.

And then there's my family to deal with...

My grandmother, Reet Jones, just passed away. Between mournin gher loss and searching for my sister, Hannah, my grandfather has got his hands full. Hannah (A.K.A. Bananers) Jones is the only family member I still keep in contact with. Working part-time as an assissin for the Gangstamatoes (the most powerful mafia family in Ontario), she is currently on a trading ship, keeping an eye out for the human body parts being sold to beasties on the Werepirate market and plotting to kill Maurice LeGrand Hewitt, my other source of black market intel.

Add to this a mafia war between the Bananapples (headed by Gregory Hewitt, Maurice's grandfather) and the Gangstamatoes, being waged in the dark and terrifying wilderness of Downtown Toronto...

And my mother, Kaarin's adventure to learn how to press clothes with an iron...

Even Jerry's not sure we'll make it out of this one.

But one thing is for certain, this is the beginning of an age in Canada's history

it will not soon forget.

IN OTHER WORDS

I'm too big to fit in a box.

c:

but I'm friendly so feel free to say hello.

DA: seme-kai

y!: yumemikai